We all hate being “sold to.”

It’s fun like a porcupine petting zoo. Or a blowtorch barber. A Roadkill Restaurant.

But that’s what people do in marketing. The Roadkill Restaurant has to sell you things on a plate. (“More Runover Rotisserie, sir? Skunk Soufflé?”)

If you read these blogs, then you may remember another one with a similar title. That’s because a title isn’t really a title, it’s the opening line. But God knows nobody can do opening lines like the “marketing” people who text my phone from weird numbers.

“I am much happy to speak with you again.”

But I was not much happy. They switched tactics.

“Do you remember me, Sam?”

I am not, nor was I ever, named Sam.

“My dearest Auntie, how are you?”

I am a 42 year old guy, and no one’s Auntie. But I’ve been told that my fondness for antiques will make me a great grandma someday.

“Are you still in love with Chinese food?”

I replied, “I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m really busy, can we just get to the scam?”

The scammer blocked me.

Blocking is unnecessary, but some things are necessary in marketing. (This is called a segue. Watch how it flows like fine wine, like clear water over Victoria Falls, like blood through a properly coupled probe window…)

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After that, maybe we can all go out for Chinese food. I’m craving it for some reason.

Thanks for reading,

               Transonic Systems, Inc

                        The Measure of Better Results